Harbinger

on Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Month 9, it is upon us.  In a few short weeks, the sprout will sprout. Don't believe me? Check it:



Also, the Acquisition Of Baby Items has begun (more on this soon), which includes this super-awesome stroller and car seat.  Amazing But True Fact: it's actually easy to use!  (My distorted and superhuman leg length, though also awesome, is not due to the impending baby.)



How's this for a terrifying analogy?

on Thursday, December 3, 2009

My childhood is to morning reruns of "I Love Lucy" as the sprout's childhood is to reruns of "The Cosby Show." Seriously. They're the same amount of time apart.

Music lessons

on Sunday, November 29, 2009

Songs we like Daddy to play (so far, as demonstrated by lots of kickies and flipping about):

- Rainbow Connection
- The Garden Song
- When You Dream, by BNL

Fifteen years ago, or thereabouts, I sat in the basement of Chez Aronoff, playing guitar and thinking to myself that someday, way way WAY far in the future, I'd be playing for my own kid.  At the time, I thought that the Rainbow Connection was one of the most important songs to play for the kid, as it manages to capture a) magic, b) everything I like in a melody, c) a frog, and d) awesomeness.  Well, it turns out that I AM playing it for my kid, and it's just as fulfilling as I thought it would be.  Yes, indeed.

Some sort of pun about showering goes here

on Saturday, November 14, 2009

We've just finished a very successful baby shower.  Thanks to our many helpers, especially those people who took truffles home with them, as it means there are fewer to eat.  For those of you who like narrative captions, or couldn't be here because of work, flu, space invaders, or any other reason, I present to you...dum duh duh DAH!  Photos!

Beth's Baby Shower Of Awesomeness

Thirty-Three Weeks

on Friday, November 13, 2009

Helloooo out there!  Thought it was [past] time for an update.

Sprout has been sprouting for 33 weeks now.  Evidently, that means she's still working on breathing, her digestive system, and regulating her body temperature, but is mostly just doing her best to gain weight.  We had to have her checked out via sonogram yesterday because she decided to have a good stretch during our regular doctor's visit, and her/my overlarge belly measurement was cause for concern.  I spent a couple of days wondering whether we were having a giant baby (yeek!), but no -- just a stretchy one.  She's slightly over 4 pounds at this point, which is right where she's supposed to be.

Since this was the third time someone told us Sprout was a girl, I think we can pretty much stop wondering.  The tech also commented on her long legs and pouty lips (and she wasn't kidding -- see the weird, grainy picture below for a nose-and-mouth shot).  They were able to locate a bladder this time... which, till yesterday, I didn't know was missing from the earlier anatomical sonogram.  Glad it's there, though.

Weird, grainy picture (she's sideways):




On other fronts, we're making progress in her room.  Matt has been putting up extra shelves and light fixtures this week; I've been sewing, and organizing the beginnings of her wardrobe.  Thanks to hand-me-downs from Max and the shopping savvy of the two grandmamas, we have a good start on what we'll need.  The stripes are painted on the wall, the prints are up, and the dressers are in place (thanks, Lisa, for your assembly help!).  It's starting to look right.  Lazlo has been thoughtfully testing out each new item to make sure it feels right, too.

The Little Things

on Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I have never been quite as pleased to find out that someone has the hiccups as I was this morning. Woot! Go Sprout! Practice that breathing.



A fine curvature!

on Sunday, October 18, 2009

A curious thing has happened over the past few doctors' appointments -- because we're a low risk pregnancy, and there don't seem to be any complications, we're in and out of there in about as much time as it takes to cook a steak.  The big news from our last visit, it seems, is that Beth has excellent blood stats (no anemia, no diabetes), and more importantly, a fine curvature.  I didn't know this was a thing, but since it is, it's clearly time to document it.

Also there are baby clothes.


Sprout Art

on Friday, October 16, 2009

Photographies!  I've just finished processing these, and they will be going up in the nursery as soon as they're printed.  We wanted something hyper-saturated, because (as you will see once it's put together and the pictures go up) the furniture and most of the walls are going to be done in relatively muted whites and blonde-and-really-dark wood tones.

Even as I write this, Beth is sewing together a super-colorful rug made of my old t-shirts (also being happy because it looks great and growling because it takes so freakin' long) -- the rug and these prints are definitely some of the focal points for the room.  Yay non-store-bought art!


Dear Sprout,

Please stop pressing up against my lungs.  It's alarming to have to concentrate on breathing.

Love, Mama

A window upon this, my future

on Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I am all but positive that the Sprout will make this exact face at us.  I suspect that it will be a way to distract us from the fact that she has covered the cat in pudding.


Haiku for the Changing Season

Out of reach of hands,
My feet redden in the cold.
Seek clogs, tiny toes.


         ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Sandals set aside,
No more slipping in and out...
Must prop foot on chair.

More to follow...

on Wednesday, September 23, 2009

More actual content coming in the next day or two, but I just saw Beth's shirt bounce from a little baby dance move. It was the first time I've been able to *see* a kick. It was awesome. That is all.



Pregnancy belly revelation:

on Thursday, September 10, 2009

It's like an Etch-a-Sketch!



Photo session #5

on Sunday, September 6, 2009

Time for a guest star! This week's photos include not only the regular guest star, who is getting ever more lively, but also Lazlo, our feline sling tester. The sling in which he appears was lovingly crafted by miss Bethany from fabric that, I am convinced, is possessed by the spirit of Tim Burton. (The fact that he's still alive makes this all the weirder.)


Pregnancy is different from the vapors.

on Wednesday, September 2, 2009

So, here's a new one for me. What happens when I have the flu and Beth doesn't? I am currently in the process of coming down with something, but I find myself struggling to do all the minor house-maintenance things that need doing. Trash, litter, recycling, all must go out tonight, so I start, get dizzy, Beth offers to help, I finally say ok (no, not to the litter, but to the recycling), and as I'm standing at the sink drinking a glass of water to get better, I look down and go "I know! I'll do the DISHES!"


Thus, things I am learning today:

1) The nesting instinct, it seems, is definitely kicking in for me, too.
2) Pregnant people need protection, but are not invalids.
3) Don't move Ikea furniture boxes when you're feeling crappy, it'll make you absolutely sure that you have the flu.